Turtles, that's right, turtles. Yeah, sure they seem like they travel slow at first. They appear tame. They appear like they wouldn't do you a harm in the world. Just roaming about on random pieces of real estate, nibbling on bits of fruit. Well, my friend, I'm sorry but you have been lulled into a false sense of security. You see, the turtles of Rio de Janeiro happen to be plotting on us for some time now. They are giant marauding godless killing machines. And they are coming over to our apartments and hotels for a meal.
Anyone who has watched the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles knows what these cold blooded reptiles are capable of. Kung fu, karate and all sorts of other violence and shenanigans. We haven't even gotten to the snapping turtles yet. Those are now being kept in reserve, waiting to be unleashed when turtles rain hell on Rio de Janeiro. Your excellent beaches of Copacabana and Ipanema will a vacation no more. It's turtle time and we're about to be shell shocked.
So how will the invasion begin? Well first they are going to send their little minions out to be found by people and brought home to their flats and apartments. Even tourists will take them to their hotels. The idea is to keep them as pets, in small aquariums. Little does anyone understand that these acrobatic little devils are just lulling you into a false sense of security. Those rentals and accommodations that you thought would make for a nice little holiday will now be a hunting ground for these cold blooded reptilian murders. Without warning they're going to jump from the little cardboard box you put them in and bite your flipping nose off!
So what would be the recommendations to deal with these armored intruders? Whether you are residing in apartments, hotels, or flats the fact stays that you are still susceptible. Certainly it usually is possible that you can find rentals that is to be more secured accommodations keep in mind that the threat continues to be. The shelled assassins of Rio de Janeiro are coming for you, any moment now.
Of course you probably never would have thought that your stay in Ipanema or Copacabana would be like this. Who could possibly forecast a turtle invasion of this magnitude. That's right, no one. It was their strategy all along. The greatest trick that the devil ever played was convincing the world that he didn't exist. Apparently these vicious little tortoises have played the same type of trick.
Anyone who has watched the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles knows what these cold blooded reptiles are capable of. Kung fu, karate and all sorts of other violence and shenanigans. We haven't even gotten to the snapping turtles yet. Those are now being kept in reserve, waiting to be unleashed when turtles rain hell on Rio de Janeiro. Your excellent beaches of Copacabana and Ipanema will a vacation no more. It's turtle time and we're about to be shell shocked.
So how will the invasion begin? Well first they are going to send their little minions out to be found by people and brought home to their flats and apartments. Even tourists will take them to their hotels. The idea is to keep them as pets, in small aquariums. Little does anyone understand that these acrobatic little devils are just lulling you into a false sense of security. Those rentals and accommodations that you thought would make for a nice little holiday will now be a hunting ground for these cold blooded reptilian murders. Without warning they're going to jump from the little cardboard box you put them in and bite your flipping nose off!
So what would be the recommendations to deal with these armored intruders? Whether you are residing in apartments, hotels, or flats the fact stays that you are still susceptible. Certainly it usually is possible that you can find rentals that is to be more secured accommodations keep in mind that the threat continues to be. The shelled assassins of Rio de Janeiro are coming for you, any moment now.
Of course you probably never would have thought that your stay in Ipanema or Copacabana would be like this. Who could possibly forecast a turtle invasion of this magnitude. That's right, no one. It was their strategy all along. The greatest trick that the devil ever played was convincing the world that he didn't exist. Apparently these vicious little tortoises have played the same type of trick.
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