Even before you start reading this article I have some careful instructions for you. Immediately go into your kitchen and locate some aluminum foil. All apartments should be stocked with this important supply. If you can't find any in the kitchen, just proceed to the local Rio de Janeiro grocery store and you are therefore sure to find some for sale. Do that now. I'm waiting.
Okay, you have the aluminum foil? Now put it around your head but in the end make a long stick of aluminum foil off the surface of your head. The taller the better. This will keep them from controlling you. Okay, now that that's been completed, you ought to go to the penthouse level of your building, you will have the best reception and it will allow you to avoid the mind reading waves. This piece of real estate is the best spot for you at the moment.
Now that you have taken the necessary precautions, you should now know that even though you've made the decision to seek out apartments that are in Rio de Janeiro, this kind of real estate is no longer safe. Historically, from the time of Hollywood's beginning, it has been documented that aliens only go to the United States and they only speak English. Unfortunately, because Brazil is becoming a larger participant on the world stage, they are also starting to pull in aliens and an invasion could be upcoming. Before long, your penthouse looking over Copacabana and Ipanema could be overrun with the bald green skinned rascals. You've been warned.
So how will you defend yourself from the alien attack of Rio de Janeiro? Well fortunately knowledge is power, and now you know. You were lucky enough to find some aluminum foil for sale, but you can't just let yourself be the sole person to know. That would be selfish. You need to start dispersing this information. So right now, at this moment, you should go and run through the streets of Copacabana and Ipanema screaming, "Aliens are coming!"
It's critical that you do this. The aliens aren't here on holiday. They didn't travel here for a vacation. They came here for a very precise piece of real estate, Earth. Sadly, our apartments are located here, so we all have a stake in this. Last time I checked, we didn't put the Earth up for sale.
Okay, you have the aluminum foil? Now put it around your head but in the end make a long stick of aluminum foil off the surface of your head. The taller the better. This will keep them from controlling you. Okay, now that that's been completed, you ought to go to the penthouse level of your building, you will have the best reception and it will allow you to avoid the mind reading waves. This piece of real estate is the best spot for you at the moment.
Now that you have taken the necessary precautions, you should now know that even though you've made the decision to seek out apartments that are in Rio de Janeiro, this kind of real estate is no longer safe. Historically, from the time of Hollywood's beginning, it has been documented that aliens only go to the United States and they only speak English. Unfortunately, because Brazil is becoming a larger participant on the world stage, they are also starting to pull in aliens and an invasion could be upcoming. Before long, your penthouse looking over Copacabana and Ipanema could be overrun with the bald green skinned rascals. You've been warned.
So how will you defend yourself from the alien attack of Rio de Janeiro? Well fortunately knowledge is power, and now you know. You were lucky enough to find some aluminum foil for sale, but you can't just let yourself be the sole person to know. That would be selfish. You need to start dispersing this information. So right now, at this moment, you should go and run through the streets of Copacabana and Ipanema screaming, "Aliens are coming!"
It's critical that you do this. The aliens aren't here on holiday. They didn't travel here for a vacation. They came here for a very precise piece of real estate, Earth. Sadly, our apartments are located here, so we all have a stake in this. Last time I checked, we didn't put the Earth up for sale.
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